As a preliminary exordium, allow me to summarily banish the preposterous fallacy that
Tharoorgeoisie constitutes an oxymoron. I assure you, there is zero logical dissonance. It merely denotes a respectable middle class that has exuberantly swallowed a thesaurus.
So here goes the genesis and also the 'The Exegesis of the word' only for you from Ministry of Grandiloquence.
If you need to actually define the subject matter 'The Tharoorgeoisie' using the same unabashed Tharoorian Vocabulary, you might present it in several ways:
First way goes like this: The Tharoorgeoisie is an exclusive coterie of unapologetic logophiles who revel in the conspicuous consumption of multisyllabic rhetoric, steadfastly eschewing the pedestrianism of colloquial parlance in favor of unalloyed magniloquence.
The second way, for Baronial Class, to explain the word, using Saar's vocabulary again, may be like this:
A farrago of articulate aesthetes and incorrigible lexophiles who steadfastly refuse to partake in the floccinaucinihilipilification of the English language, rollicking instead in the grandiloquent majesty of the Queen’s pristine tongue.
Third way for the persons belonging to Cattle Class: The Tharoorgeoisie" is a delightful coinage and it blends Tharoor with bourgeoisie, while simultaneously suggesting a completely new aristocracy; not of wealth, birth, or power, but of vocabulary.
And here's a playful elaboration in full Tharoorian flourish for all the classes: The Tharoorgeoisie constitutes neither a hereditary nobility nor an economic elite. It is a fiercely meritocratic fraternity whose sole currency is lexical extravagance and syntactical elegance.
Now you can understand, admission into this rarefied order is not secured through lineage, landholdings, or lucre, but by demonstrating the extraordinary ability to communicate the simplest conceivable thought in a manner so magnificently polysyllabic that ordinary mortals instinctively reach for both a dictionary and a restorative cup of tea.
The denizens of the Tharoorgeoisie regard a humble adjective as an unforgivable squandered opportunity. Why deploy good when superlative, commendable, salubrious, or transcendent stand impatiently in the wings? To them, brevity is not merely the soul of wit; it is also the tragic demise of vocabulary.
Fussy Zaroor
BTech ( IIT-M), PGDM (IIM-A)
Secretary— Ministry of Grandiloquance.
Chairperson- The Royal Society for the Prevention of Linguistic Malnutrition (RSPLM).
Gen Z reprentative, not on TV.
A great Fan and a Mentee of Shashi Tharoor Saar.
Aspiring to be an Editor and world Class Author.
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Legsy Notes.
What a thoroughly boring job! Anyway, for the benefit of those who may have survived this fussy Fussy’s vocabulary assault, I am giving below the meanings of a few words used by her—a linguistic nuisance and, frankly, a rather dirty blot on the otherwise prestigious name of Gen Z:
Exordium : The introductory part of a speech or essay.
Farrago: A confused or disorganized mixture of different things.
Floccinaucinihilipilification: The act of estimating or describing something as completely worthless or unimportant.
Salubrious: Clean and pleasant place to live in.
Such difficult words are a direct threat to the intellectual comfort of the cockroahes of the nation.
Therefore, we demand:
Legsy Suroor
Foot Note Officer- Ministry of Grandiloquance.
Obviously Real Gen Z represntative: On TV and Social Media.
Forthcoming Secretary- Ministry of Cockroaches, whenever formed.
Leader of Cache Crooks, the Cockroaches.
Footnotes and Footprints by Pak Jan.
Legsy, I have tremendous respect for you and for the revered Gen Z leader, Shri Abhijit Dipke—a confirmed millennial and, by all accounts, a great sage.
His greatest achievement is truly historic: although he lost the race to the millennials long ago, he has heroically reinvented himself as a great Gen Z leader. What a remarkable feat of generational migration!
Strange? Indeed.
In Hindi: Ajib!
A highly educated scholar and an unquestionable intellectual phenomenon, Abhijit Dipke appears to have completed his Master’s in Mass Communication from Boston at the tender age of 30; a feat so extraordinary that ordinary Indians may need several lifetimes merely to contemplate attempting it. What a great Hit! Ajib hit.
Oh! The Anagram of Abhijit!
He may therefore officially be declared a Role Model for the Students of India, particularly for those aspiring to master the fine art of achieving the apparently impossible while keeping the rest of us admirably confused.
As the God of Strange (Ajib) Hit, his divine philosophy is beautifully encapsulated in his sacred anagram:
Abhijit Dipke: 'Ajib Hit Piked'
It goes to the credit of this great millenial: Ajib Hit has piked the minds of Gen Z and 2783 criminals, mostly millennials; in the name of education, reforms and patriotism.
One question, Legsy: With an entire Gen Z at your disposal, couldn’t you find a leader from your own ranks? You actually had to go all the way to Boston to source a Millennial? 😄
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Now the Fussy Art Gallery for dear Fussy.
This is how MF Hussain, also from Pak Jan's Parsi Mohalla Indore, would have portrayed Fussy Zaroor.
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